Another day, another Monster post.
Don’t fret, though. We’ve left Krampus, that stalker of naughty children behind, thank goodness. That guy’s creepy. I’m surprised German kids sleep at all as December looms – though I guess having a demon who drags young people to Hell for misbehaving saves on the paperwork produced issuing ASBOs*.
No, Krampus is long gone, but the
Many-Headed-Hydra-of -Writing-Obstacles has raised another noggin.
Last time, we dealt with Lack-of-Self-Belief (or Lacky to his closest enemies).
Now, up on the Mslexia blog, I’ll show you how to conquer his sibling,
Sharpen your finest weapon, pack your biggest shield and don your thickest mail undies because this one’s a nasty piece of work and it’ll take all your fighting skills to cut him down.
*For those of you not living in the UK, an ASBO is an Anti-Social Behavour Order – a form of legal restriction issued by police to people deemed to continually behave in an anti-social manner. You know the kind of thing – being verbally or physically abusive, spraying grafitti, wearing a tasteless leisure suit in a built-up area …