Yes, you, skulking at the back behind the stack of half-finished novel manuscripts, the mountain of mouldy coffee cups and the dogeared copy of On Writing.
You with the mole-like eyes, squinting into the sunlight as if you’ve been hiding in a cave for the last month.
You with the calloused fingers worn to nubs, the hunch and the haunted look as if you’re hearing the voices of a whole cast of characters other people can’t.
You’re a writer, aren’t you? Thought so.
Let me ask you –
Do you earn thousands of pounds every year from your writing?
Do your books top the New York Times bestsellers list?
Have your stories been adapted for film, turned into multi-million dollar, block-busters, viewed by every nation across the planet?
Then you are part of the 98% of authors who DON’T make a good living from their writing.
Depressed but still want to write?
Be depressed no more, my hunchback, moley, squinty, fingerless chum.
Just pop along to the Mslexia blog, where I will cure you of all your money worries.
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And while your there, why not check out Sonya’s post on how to find readers for your blog – maybe with her help, you can make your first million.